Thursday, March 19, 2009

a funny lil person

yea, this ones gonna be about one of the funniest people I know..shes this friend of mine from UF..and shes pretty diminutive..
I always have a lot of fun talking to her, because she is so darn funny and isn't even aware of it..plus some of the jokes I try to crack, they may be as obvious as daylight, but she still wont get them..and ends up with this perplexed expression on her face...which is so darn funny and cute..
Today, i was talkin to her in the mornin, and this was our first meeting after some time...and apparently she has picked up a few new quirks..
during the course of our conversation in the lab, I heard her talking "Oh, this guy....wont let me go" or something similar...i was wondering who she was referring to.....and thats when I found out that she was in fact referring to the computer as, "this guy"...my immediate response was "You've been alone for quite some time haven't you?"... this got funnier since, we have this thing in our lab where if you have exceeded your profile storage then the system wont let you log off until you have cleared the excess memory...and the program which checks for this is one of the wonders of the cyber world.. i dont believe it is possible to ever again come up with a piece of code that is so retarded...hmm, however, hold that thought...im getting better at screwing up every day, so I cant say that for sure...i might just end up writing something which is even worse.
The one word which popped into my head when she said this was, anthropomorphic.. darn GRE vocab wont leave my skull..
so life went on in the lab..until I heard her come out with this one exclamation which made me go like "Whoop!!" the whoop being a sound indicating a sudden stop, or mebbe "Screech!!" like a speeding car whose driver stomps on the brakes just before a zebra crossing or somethin like that...
She actually asked the computer, "What is your problem in/with life?"...
at first I thought that she had in fact flipped her lid, and was enquiring about the computer's failed dreams in earnest.. but then I realized that the PC was not letting her take a few prints, and this was her retaliatory remark..
My first response to her, or maybe this was in my head, "Seriously?"....
and then when I asked her as to the source of her extremely interesting verbal talents, she refused to divulge any further information....I wish I knew where she got these from...
cause If I knew, then I would go to that place stand around all day, and listen to people talk, and laugh until I burst apart at the seams...hey, it can happen..
but once again, darn it all, sometimes she can be so funny without even knowing it, which is basically why I like spending time with her...that and the fact that shes an all around cool person...
yea thats about it..
hey why isnt the minimize working?
darn it....work!! work!!

"what is your problem with life huh? What?"

LOL!!
 magus..

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