Sunday, September 28, 2008

online dating

in todays world...its funny enough that we have managed to computerize things that were previously established in a completely human domain...now we are trying to create a cyber form of the only pure thing that is left on earth...namely, love.
I am talkin bout online dating services..(whats that? you're happy that u figured out what this articles bout from the title? gosh golly jee, i'll be darned, a regular genius aintcha...NOT.!! zip it and listen ya noob)
social networking is somethin which I do not believe in, i have found that while such sites are immensely useful to keep in contact with friends who are far away,....they rarely if ever lead to new friendships...i mean, how can they? ur exchanging messages with some person.. u get to know about what music they like, what movie they last saw...and u pretend to agree to their view on life when every single fiber inside is screaming out in defiance, and some fibers are even calling the other person's fibers bad names...yea, fibers are weird like that...
the instant you try to make the connection somethin real, by either askin for a phone num, or by givin ur phone num (what kinda dumass would do that? yours truly...   :)    hence the barely surpressed indignation you hear in my voice...or my words...or whatever..) the other person freaks...and the connection is dead...
suffice to say that I do not get this.
Yea, i know that there are countless freaks on the net....who after gettin such info would make life unbearable for these people, but there are good ones too, who are genuinely tryin to make new friends...and mebbe even look for somethin more..
i suppose the question, when it comes to online dating is, can you take a subscription out for love... if you take the one month package does it mean that you would have less success than if you take the super saver 12 month package...does paying 10 bucks extra to get your pic outlined in red really make a difference...? thing is, I have no clue...the world has come to such a weird place that nothins for certain nemore...
thinkin bout cupid..wonder if he gets his job done using the internet too...(wonder if hes into porn..hmm)...so while earlier the lil angel thingie would shoot his arrows and BANG!! people would fall in love....i wonder what he does now.. sends hatemail? spam?? he he, wouldnt it be funny...he sends you the name of your soulmate...and your mail system puts it into the spam box...ur gonna die alone....!!
dont i have nethin better to do with my time? sure i do....but this is just fun...
and i think i've finally managed to put up a post which keeps to the name, cynichq.....vindicated or somethin like it...
peace out guys...
nrv.

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