in my life, my younger bro is more of a best friend sorta person to me than nethin else, we can talk bout close to nethin, and we have a lot of fun discussing anime, music, sitcoms, movies, games and all other kinds of stuff...besides, he really gets my humour style, and laughs at all of my jokes..or at least deigns to smile... our poor mom is left defenceless when we double team on her, its like witty return after witty return...i love the kid to bits...we do fight now and then..but its always temporary..both of us seem to have acquired that trait from my dad, who can never remember what a fight was about ten minutes after it ends..
and then theres this friend of mine from back home whom i consider equivalent to a bro...both of us r so alike that we can in most cases guess what the other is thinkin or gonna say.. initially we were surprised every time this happened but then we were like "oh yea, since its us, no biggie..."
now that im so far away from home, im missin both these bros of mine...
however, my anger retention problem only exists with close relatives and family, when it comes to neone else i can hold a frikkin feud untill the universe itself burns out...and mebbe even after that...i'll be a collection of carbon atoms, and all the atoms will be real pissed at another set of carbon atoms...and thus we will be locked in brownian motion mortal combat for the rest of eternity...scary picture..but im sure that i'd make kick ass atoms...!!
consider this scenario, the apprentice walks into the academy ready to learn from the masters and the other senior students there, he respects one in particular....and tries to cultivate a friendship with him.. how would it be, if this person turned out to be nothing more than a shallow, egoistic, dead pan, dead beat, no good, effed up excuse for a human being....things would become pretty interesting eh? thats exactly what is happenin to me right now, and this apprentice refuses to reel in shock, the force is strong within me, and I shall not be walked over...I am not anyones doormat....except for my parents...no one else has the right to patronize me...i wont take that shit..
i dont know what this guy has up his sleeve? its like we are anathema to each other...im sure, that if we did become friends it would be like a positron goin and tellin an electron "yo, lets hang out" so the electron after takin a lazy puff of its sub sub sub atomic cigarette says "yea, whatever, cool"....they hang out, combine, explode releasing a burst of energy which eliminates the universe...(matter-anti matter recombination in case anyone is wonderin).. and then mebbe if u concentrate you can hear the whisper of a voice groaning "i knew I shouldnt have eaten that burito, darn you pico taco bell!!"..
long story short, i despise this guy, and if he comes up against me again, i will END him..
weird post huh?
will try for a better one next time..
peace,
magus.
1 comment:
is this some sort of ragging or fragging? and srsly mate, you need some ragging to polish u up. in life u gotta take shit. hope u know the story of the swallow, the cat and the cow? u should be ,knowing it!!
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