food from hell

guess what..today, just before coming to college I had a great idea..why not wear these super cool cargos I had bought like forever ago... i used to love these things...they used to super comfy and real cool. Imagine my shock when I try em on..and dagnabit!! they dont fit no more..
ever since I came here my food habits have been horrid, I only eat junk and I cant even cook anything if I wanna since I have an ongoing feud with my roomie...the roomie from hell..actually no, not from hell, i imagine the people from hell to be really cool, misunderstood blokes..and the ones in heaven the people who got away with something or the other..they somehow managed to fly under the divine radar.
Now I shall recount an experience i had yesterday, I came back home tired as hell and hungry enough to prolly eat a horse or two...i dont know how that expression came to be..i mean, who would eat a horse, unless it was another horse, in which case we'd be talkin bout horse cannibals..he he, im picturin a weird ass horse in my head, named, hannibal lecter...
god, i think i should get more sleep..
so i was hungry, and as i went online...my browser drifted to www.chompmenus.com, which is this huge online delivery source for pizzas, burgers, wings...and so many other food items which are collectively referred to as junk food..
tottering on the brink of that precipice falling into which would have resulted in me ordering a delivery..I decided not to..instead I made me a souper meal, blech!!
no, blech is not venusian for "delicious" that would be rookobooboo, dude, you really need to brush up on your venusian..
just go over "Dr.Celestovich's handbook for languages commonly used in the solar system" it is guaranteed to help..
or as they say on pluto..at least untill it drifted away.."boo kaka oo kaka choo choo" which means thats the way the cookie crumbles, or the plutonian equivalent of a cookie..which is called a baked thermo nuclear predocnis...and it doesnt really crumble, it melts down..
newho..my point is that I managed to not go for the delivery..so mebbe my will is not as weak as i thought.. i hope not..because, i hate bein fat and overweight..
yea, thas bout it..

oo joo bamboo bamboo
(english translation: oo joo bamboo bamboo, ha ha gotcha)

magus.